After two weeks in Hyderabad, I have survived a heatwave, witnessed the majestic gathering of 100 blood-related beings, and accidentally joined the cult of eyeliner enthusiasts (courtesy of my very persuasive aunts). If my return ticket had been delayed by even a day, I suspect they might have upgraded me to a full smoky-eye and a secret membership card. Let’s start with the sheer grandeur of the Brahmopadeshas. Two in one trip—because clearly, my family believes in doubling down on wisdom and sacred threads. With the entire clan assembled, it was a surreal experience: cousins I'd never met, great-uncles with opinions on everything, and an impressive aunt network that could organize an impromptu fashion show within five minutes. And organize they did. My Desi outfits were no longer just outfits—they became statement pieces, meticulously styled with the help of these seasoned experts, who mastered the art of draping, accessorizing, and making sure every jhumka was positioned at jus...